Bill's blog

The council is not going to fix my driveway now.

The Council just rang. It's 9:30 AM and the same man I have been speaking to Tony Clark, says they can't fix my drive. His attitude seemed different. Yesterday he seemed to be bending over backwards to help me and today he kept saying I would have to get my relatives to help. I told him 3 times that I only have a daughter 26 years old living in Murwillumbah and she doesn't drive. So now I am back to square one. Then he said it was the perils of living where I live. I said that I have lived here for 31 years and this has never happened before.

Then he said that the Council roads were their priority and there had been a lot of damage and my job was too difficult and I would have to get a contractor. Well all my savings went on a contractor 3 years ago when I put my property up for sale. I have spent $17,600 over the past 5 years. I have no money now, just live off the Age Pension. Boo hoo, I will have to cancel my physio appointment yet again, unless the SES can take me. But they can't do that every week. I don't seem to have any options left open to me now. Hey JermsG, that susks doesn't it.

This is my new bnaughty dating mantra There are millions of people on this planet worse off than myself. .

I can remember as a kid hurrying...

I can remember as a kid hurrying home and locking the bedroom door to read Penthouse Forum before the parents got home from work. Sure the pictures were fabulous and most of my buddies would sit and stare and the gorgeous women that filled the pages. Hell, I did the exact same thing, but there was something intoxicating about the sexual encounters that were printed on the pages. Every story would begin the same….”I can’t believe this was happening to me….and then it would go on to detail some wildly provocative encounter and that seemed just too good to be true, especially to 13 year old. Now fast forward many many years later and absolute craziness was the best way to describe what was transpiring. Actually, it seemed to be the only way to explain the developments. But here I am writing a similar tale and pinching myself at the same time just to make sure I’m not dreaming. It really started off innocently enough.

The idea was to just find a distraction to the enormously dissatisfying physical and sexual relationship that existed at home. In fact, if the truth be told it was sex in the uk damn near non-existent. It wasn’t always the case but over time the intimacy continued to wane until it almost seemed as if it was a chore. So the alternative was to see if time wouldn’t help solve the issue. So in the interim a profile was created. That’s when things started to get interesting, temporarily anyway. It seemed to be a numbers game. I wasn’t sure of the ratio but it certainly wasn’t in favor of men on the site.

However, be that as it may a concerted effort was going to be made to find someone that would understand and appreciate the situation and circumstance he found himself in at home. Needless to say, it did not start off with a bang, literally or figuratively. Slow and steady wins the race right? Wrong! Patience is a virtue, right? Wrong! Emails would be sent back and forth and pictures shared, but when it came time to take the next step one of two things typically took place. The first would be that a date for coffee or lunch or a drink after work would be set only to be canceled before the day.

Then more emails would follow and it would be an endless string of just that emails. It didn’t take long to come to the conclusion that many are on the site to be involved in a cyber relationship. Which was fine but it fell far short of my expectations. The second would be that she would show up and the pictures shared prior to the date would not be a very fair representation of the person showing up for the date. This was extremely disappointing to say the least.

But I would be a gentleman and cordial and enjoy the conversation and then explain that it might not be worthwhile moving forward. I came to discover that I was not alone with my frustration. During the course of the failed attempts to find a compatible partner in crime, I started a blog. It wasn’t too long after the first couple of posts that I got an interesting response to one of my entries. The plot thickens I thought to myself. This wo man captured my attention. I’m not sure how she was missed in the search but now that I found her it is definitely worth pursuing. So I did.

To Be Continued.....

Sons a bitches stole my barbq pit.! jul 17, 2010 1:01 pm

What kind of a low life steals a mans BBQ pit. At first I have to admit that leveling a 12 gauge at the bastards was logical. Or visions of slow torture, electricity,fire,(scorpions/ants),ice,and some gasoline could get us started. Never mind "Reservoir Dogs" just popped in my head, "Can you hear me in there?". After all I had 2 pits, but of course shit heads took the good one. Mother Fuckers. I think that Karma will have to get the cock suckers. Karma can fucking get your ass. Karma grannydating.co.uk is always fucking somebody, but it's best when It waits until they don't expect it. Then BAM!!!! right in the ass with no spit, nothing. What ever happened about respect? Just not fucking with other people's shit. Oh Shit, What if was Karma fucking me with the Pit? I guess it could be. I'll take that kind of Karma like a slap on the wrist. I don't remember the last time I fucked somebody on purpose....... Oh Shit! But that fucker deserved it! LOL... Is it bad that it's funny, still? LOL. Besides that one, I'm all good..I promise...seriously. After My last encounter with bad Karma, I have Credits. Anyway . farewell and FUCK_EM_ALL

Not too many choices

I've been trying to be a little more open minded when sifting through my inbox these days. As I've said before - older men are not an option for me, but it seems that sssssoooo many emails are being sent from men who appear WAY older than the age on their profile. My options seem to be men bnaughty dating site in their 60's...all who seem to promise me the moon. Men in their late 40's who REALLY look like mid 50's. Boys in their early 20's looking for their first "cougar"...ok not a bad option! And men in their 30's which is my preferred age range, but all MARRIED!!

I think I need to be done with married men for a while. Unfortunately, fucking single guys can get a bit tricky sometimes too. It's hard to have fun with a single guy and try and keep it totally at a "just a fuck" level. Another common email is from the men who'll "be in [my] area" for a night or two. GOOD LORD what a revolving door THAT would be!! I have sometimes been tempted to meet some of those men, but there is a bit of a fear factor. I tend to put myself a bit too far out there sometimes and I've had an instance or two where it's proved to be a BIG mistake. I will be getting out there soon enough...you can certainly count on that.

Seems I keep saying that. Maybe my hope is that I'll eventually CONVINCE myself to bite the bullet. The thing is I KNOW how hard it is to find a good fuck buddy!! Especially one who can deal with my selfishness! HA!

Songs to have sex to ......

Thats what I WAS planning to blog about tonight - seeing that it is now only ..... 13 SLEEPS UNTIL MINI ROAD TRIP!!! I had a few songs in my mind - and then something so cool happened the thought of songs, and yes, even the thoughts of sex left my head!!! What? I hear you ask ... could possibly take the thoughts of sex outta Emer's mind? Well it was a phone call ... no not phone bnaughty dating sex ... only a phone converstion with .. the one ... the only ... the very best ..... We were chatting in the woohoo place and outta the blue it hit me ... although she wasnt at home she did have her cell with her!!!

So after much brain farting lol I worked out the international code and ta da ......... I spoke in real time with my friend for the first time!!! She put me on speaker so I got to chat to her bestest also!!! Oh there was much "woo hoo ..ing" and "OMG" and "yes I can understand you" lol lol lol I can tell ya folks .. this trip is going to be the trip of a lifetime for me. All the places I have seen thru her eyes, and thru the eyes of you other guys, that are kind enough to post photos of your fair land ... I am going to see for myself very soon. I'd love to have something witty or even mildly funny to say now ... but ... all I can think of is .... a big sigh and a big smile .. time to skin up and dream the night away!!! All of life is a journey; which paths we take, what we look back on, and what we look forward to is up to us.

We determine our destination, what kind of road we will take to get there, and how happy we are when we get there The Year of the US Road Trip Get it Onnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

I`m so glad i don`t have a penis

Really, I am! So many issues and concerns, its a minefield unwanted erections, not-able-to-get-erections, performance, circumcised vs uncircumcised, stamina....and, of course, size!! But help is at hand with the last one...I found this on "NemoNoone1"s profile....the ultimate guide to answering the "male endowment" question on your profile: "So, are you 'long and thick'? Here's how you can find out. Next time you run out of paper towels, save bnaughty the tube. The interior diameter is usually 1.5 inches thick. Now work up a woody.

If it just barely slides into the tube, you are--at the bottom end of average. If there is wiggle room, you are thinner than average. If you can't get it into the tube, you are probably still average, but you may be thick. Now use a ruler and pen to mark off inch marks on the tube, then use scissors to slice it up the middle. Get hard again and stick it into the tube. Now you can all fit. The tube should just BARELY touch the skin of your abdomen. Do NOT push the tube in as far as you can. That's cheating, especially those of you with a bit of padding on your pubes. If the measurement is 5 to 6 inches, you are average (about 80% of guys--and a thick 6 can satisfy nearly anyone). If you are over six, you are in the top 5%. Congratulations. You are large and long. Was your mother a large animal lover?" This cracked me up - I thought it was hilarious But then I felt a bit sorry for men having to think about such things.....

Its coming ... Its coming ..... Lol

Nooooooooooooo!! Not Christmas!! THE ROOF!! The roof for Son and Heir's new "den" is coming tomorrow! That means it can be started the next day! I got me a good one! But nooooooooooooooo BJ's lol The case is coming down from the attic lol The knickers are going in - soon to come off lol And after a long conversation in text yesterday it has been decided that new toys are needed also! We have a shop here in town that carries a good range! Me thinks I shall have to pay it a visit! Have you ever felt like a big weight has been lifted off you? Thats how I am starting to feel now. The dynamics have changed big time both in and outta here - but I know one thing for sure - once you blog solo, keep your business private and take care of your own drama this is one hell of a place to meet friends and lovers alike!!! One year ago, last Thursday to be exact, I started blogging here! I know it feels longer for you all lol lol lol but never did I think when I started that I would find an outlet for so much!!! There is a lot going on in here at the moment about fake ID's etc etc etc lol when is there not!!

There are blogs about blogs about blogs ..... ya know what I think about it all????? Its all "shit"..... I'm here to do my own thing .... and I am very happy doin' it!!! All of life is a journey; which paths we take, what we look back on, and what we look forward to is up to us. We determine our destination, what kind bnaughty dating site of road we will take to get there, and how happy we are when we get there The Year of the US Road Trip Get it Onnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

Mistress renates training continues

I woke up early the next morning and glanced up on the bed. Mistress Renate looked to still be asleep. Not wanting to disturb her I quietly slipped off to the guest bath and took a shower. I made sure to shave my cock and balls for Renate liked me to be smooth. After my shower I slipped back into the bedroom and quietly crawled into the bed next to her to try and retrieve a reward for my service. I snuggled up to her pressing my hard cock up against her ass. "Get off the bed and prepare my breakfast" she said as I tried to slide my cock in her. Stunned by her reaction I paused until she grabbed my cock and balls. "Dont make me put the choke collar on you." Not wanting to upset her anymore I excused my self and hurried to the kitchen to make my mistress her breakfast.

I prepared her breakfast and a pot of tea and delivered it to her bedroom. I positioned her pillows so she could sit up and set her breakfast in her lap. She was still wearing the neglegee from the night before. Her beautiful breasts showed through the sheer fabric making me hard at the thought of touching and kissing them. After her breakfast I ran her bath and this time when she came into the bath she did not tell me to turn around. She dropped her robe in front of me showing me her full beautiful body. She sat in the tub and soaked for a while and told me to make sure the gilf free dating house was straightened up because we would be receiving a guest for lunch. I made sure the house was acceptable and mistress joined me in the den.

She was once again wearing a nice sun dress which accented her breasts and legs. I of course was naked. Mistress walked to the closet and returned with what looked like 2 leather collars and some chaps. "Put these chaps on!" she demanded. Then she wrapped one collar around my neck and then reached down and grabbed my cock and balls and wrapped the other collar around them and pulled it tight. Renate gave me a menu and told me to be sure and make enough lunch for three. I prepared lunch and the door bell rang. "Lecher, would you please answer the door?" Ms Renate asked.

I am kind of shy as I answer the door due to my wardrobe. I was glad to see Ms Julie from yesterday. She came in and kissed me while grabbing my cock. "I see Renate dressed you up for me" Julie said. She was a very sexy looking woman and my cock was once again hardening as I served the two ladies their lunch. After lunch the ladies moved to the sunroom to chat. Renate ordered me to fix cocktails and then sit in my corner. I did as I was told and scurried to my corner as the ladies chatted. They both finished their drinks and requested more.

I fixed their drinks and again retreated to my corner. The women continued to talk and Julie stated she needed a slave boy to take care of her needs because her husband did not anymore. They continued to talk and ordered more cocktails. When I brought their drinks to them Julie reached out and grabbed my cock. "This is a nice one you have here Renate. May I?" she said. Renate just smiled and said "Be my guest". Julie leaned forward and took the head of my cock in her mouth and sucked gently on it. I was thinking I was going to explode.

Julie leaned back and asked Renate "May I ride your slave boy?" "Sure you may dear, lets take him to the bedroom." Julie stood up and grabbed my cock and led me to the bedroom. Once there she made me lay down on the bed. Renate appeared holding some hand cuffs and silk ties. She grabbed my hands and cuffed them to the bed while Julie used the silk ties to strap my legs down. "Now you be a good slave and do just as Julie tells you." Julie pulled off her dress revealing a nice shaved pussy and beautiful full breasts. Renate sat in a chair in the room as Julie came over and straddled my stomach. She reached down and twisted my nipples while gringing her pussy on me. She then moved to straddle my face and demanded I lick and suck her. I started gently licking her and her moans started immediately.

As I suck and licked her clit she pushed her pussy harder on my face. I could see Renate watching her friend climax. I could she looked happy watching my licking and sucking while Julie came over and over. Julie sat back on the bed and thanked Renate for the use of her slave . Julie then got off the bed and put her dress back on. Renate walked Julie to the door as she left. I was still tied to the bed as Renate returned and she sat next to me on the bed. "Did you enjoy that?" she asked me. "Yes ma'am I answered. Good Julie needs that every now and then. You must be ready when she is in need.

Renate untied me and then proceeded to remove her dress. The she laid down on the bed and told me to give her a massage. I grabbed the massage oil and started rubbing her back and shoulders. As I moved to her buttocks I could see her glistening pussy, still wet I believed from watching me satisfy her friend. As I am doing this my cock is just brushing her pussy lips and is aching to enter but I know that when the time is right my mistress will let me know. As I am massaging her I notice she has fallen asleep. I Pulled a blanket over her and retreated to do the dishes and ready supper for my mistress when she wakes up.

I wanted everything to be perfect for my wonderful and beautiful mistress.

My lips are moving but i ' m not saying a word

Drinking coffee and slacking off are all part of what I do. I have the magnet on my fridge to prove it Today will most definitely be filed under "unproductive" .... as far as the corporate office is concerned anyway. I did get the chance to catch up with one of my girly girls. I think we are a couple of perverts. It seems that we sure talk about sex a lot. We were a little more serious today. We are both such damn drama mammas that it isn't even funny. I seriously need to move to a remote island ... but I'd have to unplug for that to be effective. Pretty sure that won't last long. Life crisis today: How do you know whether a guy is fucking you solely because he knows you are willing to fuck him? Have you ever just had that feeling about someone? I know that as a woman it is probably a whole hell of a lot easier to get laid than if you are a man. I've never been a man so this is hard for me to say for sure Men: Have you ever repeatedly banged a chick simply because you knew she would put out? I am not go to divulge her whole free granny dating scenario, lest she gets mad and goes all crazy bitch on my ass. I have been in a similar predicament.

I sit there, shake my head, and wonder what the hell this dude sees in me. I hope its more than having a few moist holes. Usually I wouldn't care .... I am the ice queen after all. However, the human aspect has a way of wrecking a perfectly good thing. No matter how emotionally detached you try and be .... eventually you will start to develop some sort of feelings for a person that you spend time with. I am not speaking strictly about sex either. It just happens. At the end of the day the heart will overthrow the head and logic will blow away in the breeze. There are always strings .... always. What we never came to the conclusion on was: how do you know when your path is headed for disaster? I guess we are both just social retards when it comes right down to it. My solution: tell him to fuck off and find someone new at the first inkling of anything serious She is more the stalker type. (please don't hurt me). I am such a beautiful mess that I can't imagine anyone would want to stick around for very long, yet there are all those old boy toys that joke about having dinner. I think they just do that because they hope I will put out.

Maybe I need to go on a sexual hiatus and see who is worth investing my time in. Thoughts? The most important thing you can wear is the expression on your face!

It doesn ' t get much better than this

Completely crazy, of course, completely nuts . . . yes, nuts, nutting, oh my God granny dateing, Oh yES!!!! Exactly: Beautiful, Prefect!!! Perhaps because I'm bisexual, love cock, and love watching/making/feeling guys cum, that this post turned me and hit the nail on the head about exactly what I want: From yukoncpl2 in the "women that want bareback sex" group "We like having bareback sex too...nothing like a cummm filled wet pussy to lick and clean up for round 2..or 3...or 4 We know about pregnancy and std's but usually after getting to know and trust someone we find that "doing it" bareback is just too exciting to pass up...i love to massage our guests balls while his cock is twitching and spraying her full of cumm....we especially like it when the guy keeps thrusting after he cummms and it makes her pussy a creamy mess...licking his cock clean and then her pussy makes our lust soar thru the roof" yes, Yes, YES! They're exactly right -- I too have my concerns about pregnancy and std's, but I would have a *hard* time resisting any couple that wanted this, and if I had a girlfriend/wife, this is EXACTLY where I'd want things to go in our playtime.

It's Beautiful, Prefect!!! I can't even imagine straight guys turning down such an opportunity, to be the massag-er or the massag-ee.